Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often

"youre such a ben jay squire"

by wigglebiggletimetodiddle November 24, 2025

Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!

Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.

by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025

Georgia Juice Squeezer

The act of squeezing a males genitalia while he has a full bladder in order to make them urinate

Girl 1 “I gave him a Georgia juice squeezer!”
Girl 2 “Eww what the fuck? Get away from me piss girl!”

by kats067 January 15, 2026

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.

by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025