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Junior Grimesfather
Donald Trump: “I’m gonna make america Great again!”

Junior grimes: dad! I need another million dollars, my pop star career didn’t takeoff again

Donald trump: ugh, come here son

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Trump: *enters Mexican restaurant*

Donald trump: honestly, I can buy EVERYONE CHEESE DIP

everyone else: ugh

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Donald trump had his own son junior working for him during the early years of the election although this remains hidden to most of the public

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Junior Grimes is the son of donald trump
Donald trump by Righteousridicule February 5, 2022
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Donald Trump 

A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.
Last night was crazy, I Donald Trumped her then I deported her.
Donald Trump by Caligrown805 July 29, 2017

Crusty Trump Bone 

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"
That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.
Crusty Trump Bone by jawonmain January 13, 2008

International Fuck Trump Day

June 14th is International Fuck Trump Day

#FuckTrumpDay

@InternationalFuckTrumpDay
Even though every day is a Fuck Trump Day, June 14th is the official International Fuck Trump Day

#FuckTrumpDay

Trump Muffler 

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.
I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.
Trump Muffler by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

Trumpster 

A person that is a receptacle that gladly regurgitates the trash and bullshit expelled by Donald Trump.
Jim Bob is a Trumpster. The dumb ass actually blames all of America's problems on immigration and Obama instead of the Republican party and its inability to pass a job's bill.
Trumpster by PFM01 September 19, 2016

Trump it up 

To Fuck something up, but you have no idea that you are fucking it up.
"There is a dinosaur in my lounge. am sure hes gonna Trump it up."
"Those soldiers in that tank just trumped up that girls bicycle"
Trump it up by grim orwell March 22, 2016