Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009

Cow Tooth

A cow tooth is when you like milk, cheese, yogurt, Beef, Beef Patties, Steak, and cheeseburgers.

Jughead: Mmmmm! Cheeseburgers! I have a cow tooth!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024

mmo cow

when you intent to type moo cow, but your hand spazzes uncontrollably and defeats your free will to type moo cow correctly.

What does momOm "oh no" mmo cow mean? God dammit!

by Lawtron The Boi May 14, 2019

cow

if you don't know what cow is your really stupid like how much stupidity can be in the world

cow

by shaii314 February 3, 2023

cow powered

an annoying human being to play video games with

This guy is so fucking cow powered

by Baconhunter93 June 26, 2017

Cow tipping

The act of having sex with an overweight girl.

Todd and his chubby chaser buddies went out to go cow tipping.

by himbimbly February 9, 2015