Definitions by MasterGnash

Cow Shit Stomping 

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

Cow Shit Stomping by MasterGnash April 15, 2019