by john cunningham November 3, 2006
Get the troll endmug. Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
by Kettlebell 78 August 13, 2018
Get the Agony trollmug. by BeanWarrior204 October 11, 2021
Get the Trollmug. I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2023
Get the Internet trollsmug. where you mess with andrew until he screams and yells and rips his hair out like throwing his water bottle and ripping his folder and taking his stuff November 15th
by National troll andrew day November 14, 2019
Get the national troll andrew daymug. Bates. Usually a slump who enjoys either watching TV or snorting everything left right and centre. Don’t be a bates
by Packratkari July 30, 2023
Get the ungrateful trollmug. Master Troll - when a 3 year letterman speaks in high minded terms extolling the ignorance of the elite with common sense wit.
Trumps immunity deal was overruled by Congress when he was impeached, even a master troll like a three year letterman knows that!
by KoSonami July 2, 2024
Get the Master Trollmug.