deer sausage

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales

Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage

by Deer sausage November 13, 2013

Sausage

1. a cylindrical length of minced and seasoned pork, beef, or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled, boiled, or fried before eating.
2. The thing that young kids (5-11) laugh at
3. the things idiots laugh at (13-35)

dad: I'm going to go put some sausage on my grill
7 year old son: hahahahaha you said SAUSAGE
dad: i love sausage! got a problem?
19 year old son: whoa there dad, you don't know what that means
dad: it's meat! what is wrong with my meat!?
19 year old son: dad I...don't think you know what you're saying
7 year old son: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YOURE KILLING ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE AHAHAHAHAHAA
13 year old daughter: you're all idiots.

by Rilz3 March 6, 2016

Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

angry sausages

when you projectile vomit whole frankfurters at people.

i have a bad case of angry sausages

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Sausage Doughnut

Prolapsed Anus

That dude has a sausage doughnut!

by CraZKchick June 11, 2023

sausage vagina

A vagina with huge lips that looks like there is a sausage on it.

Damn that girl has big ass sausage vagina!

by Dillon the Donger October 8, 2016

drop the sausage

Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"

Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie

by MelMax6 April 22, 2018