Gang Rape

Something that is fun for 9 out of 10 people.

You: "Hey, what's fun for 9 out of 10 people?"
Them: "Trolling?"
You: "No. Gang rape."

by sexyourass December 20, 2010

bong rape

When you pin someone down, press on their chest until they can't breath while holding a gasmask hooked up to a bong on their face against their will.

"You don't want to smoke anymore? I'll bong rape you."

by xtoothdecay May 1, 2010

Flower Rape

1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)

2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).

1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"

2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)

"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)

by Pessi-O December 12, 2004

scrape-rape

Scrape-raping is a term for stoners that steal marijuana resin from your smoking devices. For example, if you have a deadbeat roommate that doesn't work and you come home from a 14 hour shift at Costco, only to find your double-bubbler has trenches cut into its resin.

Joseph: Was Frank here? Because someone fucking scrape-raped my pipe!
Dennis: So what? Just buy more weed.
Joseph: I don't have any money and I was saving that to resin hit! I'm going to stab that asshole.
Dennis: I thought stoners were supposed to be non-violent.

by Andre Delunula January 22, 2014

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018

Food Rape

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.

Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017

apple rape

The feeling you get after buying a apple product and realizing you have to buy new cables at apple full price to make your old peripheral equipment work (dvd dirve, usb devices, etc.).

I just bought a new IPhone and now I need to buy a apple headphone adapter to make my 600 dollar headphones work with this phone. I've just been apple raped.

by Quest1997 August 2, 2017