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dumb potato basket

Your dumb and a basket that holds potatoes. Duh! Put two and two together. P.s. I love my children.
by jhgt June 17, 2015
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Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner
Maine potato packers can be fun
by Incest is the best February 27, 2019
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Not So Devil Potato

A Not So Devil Potato is one of the best people you will ever get the chance to meet. She is; Sweet, caring, smart, strong-minded, persistent, level headed and courageous. She will always find a way to display her affection in a time of panic or need, as she is THAT brilliant. When met face to face with a Not So devil Potato, you will encounter a feeling of achievement, her excellence might even rub off on you, causing her to be blinded by her own light but seeing the beauty in which she has created in another. Even if she is unable to see said beauty in herself, she will always be able to see the magnificence displayed within her friends and family. If you know a Not So Devil potato whom may be into you, make sure you attend to her and feel righteous standing beside her, as you have reached the unattainable and this is a once in a lifetime occurrence. when with a Not So Devil Potato, you shall never let her go as it shows utter stupidity after you have done so and sorry but she ain't coming crying back to you.
I wish I was Not So Devil Potato
If only I had a Not So Devil Potato to comfort me
by FrickenMintskiesBro May 28, 2020
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mashed potato hands

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023
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White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.
Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!
by Gay Violet December 16, 2019
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baked potato holder

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!
by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017
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Potato chip energy

Energy level equal to Light Yagami from that one scene in Death Note.
Dude, that show has major potato chip energy.
by anonymous May 13, 2020
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