monkeying around

it's idiom

would you please stop monkeying around ? you'll break something !
oh,come on ! we're just having fun.

by Hanita fsa March 10, 2014

spank the monkey

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

by dum di dum September 12, 2006

Spunky Monkey

When you have a boner, Then you get a running start and slam your dick in a girls vagina.

Brad: "Man, you've been limping all day. Whats wrong?"

Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."

by A-weezy Davis May 11, 2009

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.

Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite

by llama-corns November 30, 2019

monkey bowls

small bowls used at restaurants to serve side-dishes and dipping sauce. called monkey bowls because they look as if they are used to serve the brain of a monkey.

"T, where the hell are all the goddamn monkey bowls?!?!"

by pooperbean June 28, 2007

Monkey Rocker

the Monkey Rocker is basically a cahir that has sex with you, you sit down on the dildo and it penetrates you into your anal orriphus, depending if your a guy or girl, it is meant for both sexes.

hey, i bought this Monkey Rocker for $799.99, wanna try it out?

by A disestablishmenatarianzed May 27, 2009