When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
Get the Dark wizardmug. The day a community knows it doesn't need uplifting from an outsider or from anybody is the day the community emerges from darkness. There is no light at the end of a tunnel, as people were promised, but they have to help themselves figure that out on their own.
The community was liberated from the darkness when it knew it would never need uplifting or morale boosting from anyone or anywhere, because people were already happy enough there without assistance.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
Get the Darknessmug. A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.
A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."
Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."
What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.
Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."
Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."
What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.
Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together
Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭
Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this
Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.
Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.
Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭
Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this
Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.
Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.
Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Dark Humormug. The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
Get the Dark Marketingmug. A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.
Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.
by Owl King June 14, 2023
Get the Dark Pastmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Dark Seraphim's <Angel234> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Dark Seraphim's <Angel234> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>mug. commonly known as a song written by mr kitty, used as an alias by the big scary hacker doxbin egirl after dark who terrorizes the minecraft community with her big scary hackerness beware of after dark guys she will find ur addy and swat you and make you regret ever downloading discord big scary hacker sexy mommy e girl mmm mommy i love me some aftedark
by afterdarkfan October 5, 2022
Get the After Darkmug.