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Tard

A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.
Armstrong from this metal gear game is a real tard
by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022
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‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!
I put some ‘tard on my dog
by ClownJuice April 27, 2022
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tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.
Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.
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Tardgasm

The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.
"Bro, I finally got some action last night. That girl totally gave me that Tardgasm"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.
Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.
by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022
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taddy daddy

by yayamaiden August 10, 2022
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Tard bomb

Sierra snowman Is a tard bomb”
by Francesca'slover August 20, 2022
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