raunchy turtle 

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

raunchy turtle by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

stinky turtle storm 

The act in which a man puts the head of his penis inside the rectum of another and then swirls it around in a swirling motion while still inside of the person's rectum (in a manner of a storm swirling around)

Man, things were going pretty bad with that girl last night, so I decided to give her the stinky turtle storm to liven things up.

stinky turtle storm by tha torbinator88 December 17, 2012

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

Nesting Turtle by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014

hood turtle 

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods

Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.

hood turtle by Jr Uing/VM May 14, 2014

mine turtle 

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `

mine turtles explode when you step on them

mine turtle by marelized mapple November 18, 2019

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Holy shit is that a turtle 

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

Holy shit is that a turtle by Almost heaven December 27, 2019