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Gang Rape

Something that is fun for 9 out of 10 people.
You: "Hey, what's fun for 9 out of 10 people?"
Them: "Trolling?"
You: "No. Gang rape."
by sexyourass December 20, 2010
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Flower Rape

1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)

2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"

2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)

"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
by Pessi-O December 12, 2004
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bong rape

When you pin someone down, press on their chest until they can't breath while holding a gasmask hooked up to a bong on their face against their will.
"You don't want to smoke anymore? I'll bong rape you."
by xtoothdecay May 1, 2010
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donut rape

To day dream about your girlfriend and get horny...
Bill: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Tom: I was donut rapeing
by BOMMER899 September 20, 2014
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Ad Rape

when a 15 second ss pops up on your YouTube video and there’s no “skip ad” button so you have to fucking watch it
Tom: I got ad raped at least 6 times last night

Jim: oh fuck man. i hate when that happens
by porn_critic69 February 24, 2019
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e-raped

when you log onto facebook/msn etc and get imediately subdued by a wave of messages like 'hi, how r u?' or 'wuu2?'
i have to log onto msn in offline mode just so i don't get e-raped
by BONGOZAKI lerrd October 19, 2010
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Rape cake

A celebratory cake eaten after awesome rape.
The police rewarded Sharon with a rape cake after she gave her statement.
by Lumpy cakes November 12, 2019
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