puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

Puffalump

Another term for a shower loofah.

I feel nice and clean after using my new puffalump in the shower.

by The Watsonator May 11, 2019

puffy princess

It is simply when a girl has really fat pussy lips from performing the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge (from 2015), but on their pussy lips instead of their mouth lips.

Jackie told me she likes making herself a puffy princess

by KijarGames July 11, 2019

puffblower

A slut that lets multiple guys ejaculate in her mouth at once.

Jessica is a puffblower

by Puffblower April 7, 2019

puffdaddy

when a man busts multiple cum loads into a tight pre-teen vagina and dribbles into the asshole. then you puff a cloud of smoke from cameron puffer's novo into the vagina causing an eruption of cum to burst out of the asshole.

last night my boyfriend came over and blew a puffdaddy into my vagina, i was in absolute bliss.

by big peen drinkin no lean April 18, 2019

Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019

Pufferfish

Eugh

Pufferfish: eugh

by Kastle63 December 14, 2019