Pointy rocket penis 

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

Pointy rocket penis by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

Swag Points 

A ranking system of how much "Swag" a person is possessing.

"Damn Boy!! Fidy Swag Points"

Swag Points by Swaggerman69 August 12, 2012

Lad Points 

A point rewarding system for funny or good moments.it is a way to praise someone that does something impressive.

(originally created by GFBS)

person 1: just tripped over my massive penis
person 2: haha give yourself 10 lad points

Lad Points by GHETTOFABBITCHES May 24, 2013

Snoop dogg points

A system of points to measure the amount of swag a person has. Similar to swag points but in the snoop dogg point system anyone with less points than you is your bitch and they have to do what you say.

Aw man, I have less snoop dogg points than grant, so I have to do what he says.

Snoop dogg points by Ya_boy_jackson December 31, 2014

Paintshop

A: When a person, normally lazy, edits a picture with Paint, and it ends up being a piece of crap (Normally on Purpose) to be funny.

Most people who do this are either:
A: Lazy
B: Too lazy to download it for free
C: Too honest of a person to download it for free, thus becoming a Chump, or Sucker.

B: Can be used to describe a piss-poor job on something.

Example A:
Dude 1: Hey dudes, check out this sweet Paintshop I made of Lauren!

Dude 2: Wow. That's the worst edit job I've ever done. It's clear that you just copied her face from her Facebook and pasted it over a picture of Joey's body that he took last Summer.

Dude 1: Yeah! Isn't it great?!


Example B:
Dude: There mom, I finished picking up all the sticks in the yard.
Mom: Well, it's "Good Enough for Paintshop", so you can go ahead and go ahead on to Ben's house.

Paintshop by Matty? April 26, 2009

Pint Rating 

A way guys compare with each other how attractive they think a woman is. By judging the number of pints it would take before you slept with each woman. The more pints the less attractive the woman.

For accuracy where pints would not be enough a guy can refer to other measures e.g. shots

For extreme circumstances (a minger) a guy could use something stronger such as LSD.

Guy 1: "Oooh she's fit, Pint rating?"

Guy 2: "I'd say 3-4 pints"

Guy 3: "2 pints and a shot"

Guy 1: "What about her mate, 12 pints?"

Guy 2: "More like 15!"

Guy 3: "No way I'd say say 20 pints and LSD's before i'd shag her!"

Pint Rating by El-magico April 6, 2010

pint of view 

An opinion, attitude or judgment given after the consumption of alcohol, often on social media, usually after closing time and into the early hours; can contain spelling mistakes, swear words, regret, caps lock on and unfinished sentences...

Did you see that Facebook post by Andy at 2am this morning?

Yeah, typical Andy just giving his drunk pint of view !

pint of view by Gingerbreadandy March 12, 2016