es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

the fard and pee soup

The act of mixing feces, urine, and/or fart into your partners anus and then sucking all of it out with or without a straw.

I can't wait to do the fard and pee soup tonight!

by mapelgarandarte June 15, 2022

pee

yellow water liquid😍

i have to pee in ur mouth

by iloveajsm🫃🏿 June 24, 2022

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.

"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."

by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

Frog Pee Hands

When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.

Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.

by A------------ August 8, 2022