monkeying around

it's idiom

would you please stop monkeying around ? you'll break something !
oh,come on ! we're just having fun.

by Hanita fsa March 10, 2014

spank the monkey

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

by dum di dum September 12, 2006

Spunky Monkey

When you have a boner, Then you get a running start and slam your dick in a girls vagina.

Brad: "Man, you've been limping all day. Whats wrong?"

Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."

by A-weezy Davis May 11, 2009

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.

Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite

by llama-corns November 30, 2019

monkey bowls

small bowls used at restaurants to serve side-dishes and dipping sauce. called monkey bowls because they look as if they are used to serve the brain of a monkey.

"T, where the hell are all the goddamn monkey bowls?!?!"

by pooperbean June 28, 2007

Rig-Monkey

A Rig-Monkey is someone who when at a free party or rave they feel the urge to start climbing the stack some Rig-Monkeys are ok an Get the crowd goin an get down. then there is the other sort. This Rig-Monkey wil keep climbing the stack urging people to join him. these are bad Rig-Monkeys an should be left at home

good...man1: Did you see that girl last night get up on the stack an dance an get everyone goin?
man2: yeah i was right there she was a right Rig-Monkey.

bad...man1: man did you see that nob last night?
man2: yeah wot a Rig-Monkey he kept gettin up there.

I thought at on point the stack was going to fall over.
man1:yeah he should av been left at home.

by davendave February 5, 2010