Person 1: "Ugh! I just got a 45% on the test"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
Person 2: "That sux!"
Person 1: "I feel like crippling nippling"
by Goingthroughmyfearlessera December 16, 2021
Get the crippling nipplingmug. When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
Get the Nipple Jerkmug. by RobtimusPrime June 24, 2021
Get the Thermo Nipplesmug. Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?
by daylight_ao April 26, 2020
Get the throat nipplemug. A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
Get the The Nipple Newtonmug. 
