Matthew

A bi polar kid who’s sexist who also try’s hard :)

Matthew is a lunatic

by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020

Leo Cucked Matthews

The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis

Hey man do you know what happen to jim?
YEAH BRO HIS NEW NAME IS LEO CUCKED MATTHEWS

by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024

Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne

Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about

by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021

Matthew Statham

A complete biscuit

Matthew Statham is a complete biscuit

by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021

Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024