Lauren Shin 

Lauren Shin is a pretty cool person all in all, however secretly she possesses strange and primal urges, some for feet, others for guys with small penises.

“Lauren Shin?! Are you sure? That penis is pretty small.”

Lauren Shin by Chas the Chad October 20, 2023

Lauren Kelly 

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.

Lauren Kelly is the love of my life❤️

Lauren Kelly by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023

Lauren

The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.

Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.

Lauren by Geee Sauce November 1, 2023

Laurent 

A person who exists but rarely leaves their cave (home), often leading a reclusive lifestyle, and is easily agitated, much like a wild animal.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you coming to the bbq?

Guy 2: Naaaa man, I have something.

Guy 1: C'mon buddy...don't be a Laurent

Laurent by Rastafarian man November 7, 2023

Lauren

Lauren is someone who will make you feel differently. Not a bad different, but one you will feel with no one else. Don't get attached because it won't work out. But if you're lucky and it does. Cherish it, you'll never find it again.

Wow, Lauren is amazing!

Lauren by anonymous November 12, 2023

Lauren

A rude, back stabbing, fat shaming, lame, loser, no life, no friends, very dark, feet finder poster, crunchy braids, and all around a very bad person you shouldn’t hang around a Lauren especially IF THEYRE IN MILWAUKEE.

Girl 1- Did you see Lauren today?
Girl 2- yea she was kissing a new girl.

Lauren by Laurenbigbackhater101 November 19, 2023

Lauren Spencer 

The most loyal friend ever. Does not believe she is beautiful, but 100% is inside and out. She has staggered for friend group to friend group and has experience a lot of toxic relationships. She still stays strong and even though she think she does not have a lot of friends, is look up too by family and her best friend. Will grow old with her best friend. Boys are crazy over her yet are too shy to go up and talk to her most times. She has a true personality and does act different to impress which is a big plus seeing how boys like true girls. Prettiest dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes and biggest smile.

Oh yeah, Lauren Spencer has the biggest heart ever!

Lauren Spencer by UrDogMacy November 20, 2023