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Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it
Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion
by Nigga Central October 5, 2023
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JIZZ CHAMBER

the room that Mjizz resides in, where the jizz is released.
Gunna eat some medis then buss a nut in the jizz chamber later
by RFNGKJGBVKJESNVR BRKwj March 11, 2024
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jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic
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Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg

An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!
by jiggyjizz February 23, 2017
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ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013
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Jizzed Up

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023
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Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz
by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022
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