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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.
“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night
by kucktricia December 2, 2025
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Jersey string cheese

When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it
"Hey babe, I got some jersey string cheese here for ya, come clean a nigga up
by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026
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Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"
by D73 December 26, 2007
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Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip
by TheOxford June 12, 2011
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The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.
Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?
by Jpants34 November 21, 2011
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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
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