The Human Vagina

strange but annoying creature known for picking fights with Waldman-like creatures 20 times his size that can make him fit neatly into a Stuff Crust Pizza Hut Pizza Box from Pizza Hut. dislikes the French and Commies. This being knows that wrestling is 99.999999% fake but still likes it for some reason. The original co-creator of Commie Party 64 along with Air Boda. Thinks he is cool...

AXIS OF EVIL FOREVER!!!!

Who care, your still a Human Vagina

by Bustin Jell March 8, 2004

human capital

People change. The profit and gain made from the propelling of human capital to benefit yourself.

"She said that my boyfriend should still talk to her, despite the fact that she broke up with him when they dated"
"Oh, the agony, fucking human capital"

"Somalia is suffering"
"Eh, to them, it's human capital"

by Wiggy Wallenstein December 13, 2008

Human race

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.

If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.

by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019

Normal human

A person who doesn't like the Boston Bruins. Also known to not drink mimosas.

Look at that normal human not drinking a mimosa and wearing a Nashville Predators jersey.

by Harlinschic February 22, 2021

Real Up Human

A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be done.

I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I would call a friend -- and in kindly return seals that friend to me for he may be the one most needed in the final end.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

HumaNoiD

A 1337 person that could pwn your ass on the internet and real life. Usually can be found on www.hl2world.com and www.halflifesource.com.
Usually lives in a den. www.humanoiden.tk

"n00b: OMG STFU HALO 2 ROX0R!1!
HumaNoiD: shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this forum, or prepared to be bitch-slapped"
"OMFG HUMANOID JUST PWNED ME AT CSS!!1!"

by HumaNoiD November 19, 2004

Human Tripod

Definitely NOT Gus.

Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.

by I OWN GUS March 21, 2004