floor juice

The invisible layer of scum found on all floors and items that have come in contact with a floor. Often contains multiple germs, diseases and other infectious organisms. If you come into contact with floor juice you should remove your hands and consult your doctor.

To lick ones shoes is to taste the floor juice, innit.

by Prank Monkey December 16, 2004

Floor General

an individual with the powers to make great decisions with the basketball in his hand. This person is usually a point guard, and they make what appear to be obscene hand gestures while dribbling which secretly command his other players to do what he wants. The floor general tends to make the rest of the team his bitches

Wagz says - "Look at the way Connor is taking in that ball."
Cam says - "He must think he's the floor general or something "

by datBIGdawg317 May 2, 2010

Floor Loko

The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.

Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ

by laXfever34 November 30, 2010

floofy

Very fluffy and soft in feeling, usually associated with freshly blow dried hair or fuzzy, fleece like materials.

My dog's fur was extremely floofy after being freshly washed.

by icecream1119 December 31, 2017

blossoming flower

The result of a vagina becoming sexually aroused, wherein the increased blood flow to the clit, labia and pussy cheeks creates the resemblance of a blossoming flower.

"She was so aroused when I was about to eat her pussy that it looked like a blossoming flower," exclaimed Tommy.

by ice-b June 25, 2018

flow master

Attachment to your rear end (exhaust pipe) that makes the sound of your engine louder and supposely helps you saving some gas...

That flow master you got in your 5.0 sounds mean

by noname1 October 4, 2005

Florida Abs

A way to make yourself sound sexy and toned, while really describing the think layer of cellulite that wraps around your middle. Mostly used by men on dating sites to falsely attract women.

FL (abbreviation for Florida) + Abs = Flabs.

E-Harmony Description: "I'm John. I'm 40 years old, and I'm in the best shape of my life. Don't be decieved by my moderately thinning hair and oily complextion. These are only signs of my malnutrition due to my lifestyle of strenuous exercise, and I have the Florida Abs to prove it."

by Turpinator February 24, 2010