FAT CUNT

A WOMAN WHOM YOU FEEL THERE IS AT LEAST 14 REASONS TO PUNCH IN THE FACE AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

A EX-WIFE OR EX-GIRLFRIEND

A FAT NASTY DIRTY VAGINA

SO MY LADY TOLD ME HOW SMALL MY COCK WAS LAST NIGHT

WOW! WHAT A FAT CUNT!

by MARGIE MARIO January 1, 2013

cunt punt

To kick a woman in the crotch from behind.

Either due to anger or for laughs when she least expects it.

My friend hit my in the nuts earlier so Ima get her back when she least expects it. I saw her standing away from me with her legs spread so I came up behind her and gave her a nice cunt punt. She dropped fast.

by Mikey Mazik October 2, 2014

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 12, 2006

cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.

My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.

by stonelotus June 9, 2009

cunt party

Those cunts that park up on the side of the road and have a party. Or just a word for something that pisses you off.

Walking down the street on a friday night yoiu may see a cunt party . Or you make a mistake and exclaim "Oh what a cunt party !"

by RacHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May 21, 2011

cunt port

A place for guys to dock their dicks.

That bitches cunt port was so wide that we could dock three dicks in there.

by Pipe Line February 27, 2008

come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

by stiff peeda February 25, 2009