Botox Moment

When you experience something where you 1) don't know how to react; or 2) don't want to let your true feeling show.

It was a Botox Moment when my ex came out of the closet. I did NOT see that coming.

by SofiKnows October 9, 2011

Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 29, 2020

dammit moment

A short but embarassing moment in which something completely unexpected and bad happens to you.

I had a really bad dammit moment when my girlfriend and I were hooking up and my mom sent me an annoying text message while my phone was on. Anither dammit moment happened when I farted while we were having anal sex.

by ifartedinbedlastnight January 22, 2012

lunenburg moment

When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.

*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.

-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.

by mckat May 3, 2018

True moment

When something is so true, you have to declare it.

“I think it’s too rainy to get a pork roll” he says, “True moment” the boy replies.

by Ho’s June 11, 2019

keiffer moment

When you mix up your friend's names and repeat them over and over until you reach the right neam

(Person): Hey Freind 1, i mean Freind 2, I mean Freind 3, I mean Freind 4 sorry

(Freind 4):You pulled a Keiffer moment didn't ya

by Yoshikage ke February 9, 2022

Regina Moment

Applicable to many situations where our beloved Regina has a sudden change of plans or something was not accounted for.

Also applicable when something is planned, but gets postponed to a later date due to a conflicting schedule.

“The prayer rope meeting has been postponed since November, that’s a Regina Moment.”

by sockratis April 9, 2020