Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025

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Abstetobiticus

The correct and better name for the plus-minus sign, allowing for the symbol to be more original

The number 3 on my math sheet had an Abstetobiticus proceeding it, meaning that the value of it could be either positive 3 or negative 3

by DaBitsyIsBack September 7, 2025

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Abstract

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It’s abstract

by Balright Boy September 7, 2025

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absurd and no remorse

absurd and no remorse is com group found in 2025 September by scott and eepy and wamphy and Hornet

absurd and no remorse sucks

by Jahne. September 29, 2025

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Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.

John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.

by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025

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