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penus vaccum

A misspelling of the phrase, "penis vacuum", which itself is another term for cocksucker.
by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024
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Radovan Vachalek

Radovan "Radovani" Vachálek is the greatest chess player. He comes from wherever he was born. He is not a grandmaster because he finds the competition for it boring.

Instead, he decided to create a cult called "Chess Club", where he teaches some clueless students of Česká 10. The members of this cult are called "Chessists".

No angel can reach the tone of his voice. According to the Newton's law "the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction", Radovan is the most attractive person in the world.

He has few friends, like Mr. Hudák, a friend with benefits, probably, then there is Viktor "Vikiš" S., an involuntary friend, they are family, Jakub S., another involuntary friend, they are family, and finaly Mr. Brooks, their friendship keeps the chessclub together, they might have a love triangle with Mr. Hudák.
Person 1: I think you are attractive!
Person 2: No you don't, it's just Radovan Vachalek's gravitational pull.
Person 1: Oh, I am glad, you are ugly af.
by Záborš Jonásky June 8, 2024
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Fitz Vacker

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Fitz Vacker is just misunderstood by everyone but keepblr.
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I spotted the legendary French vacuum
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Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.
Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!
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California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?
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