Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

Short Stack

A short, fat d*ck

"I got that IHOP d*ck, she call me short stack"
-TMG

by Xxfly December 19, 2022

Short

Tom Surbey

Tom is super short

by Soggymoist December 30, 2022

Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Short Boy Surprise

A short kid that has a huge Dick

Why are you dating David he's so short

He has a Short Boy Surprise ;)

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

shortbread

a bitch who is short and annoying

''Ugh, that shortbread is annoying the hell out of me~''

by danielishot January 25, 2023

Short

you

You are very short.

by THEREALURBANDICTIANARYBUTREALI January 25, 2023