Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.

Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!

by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018

terror swing

A person who's golf swing is notoriously left to right, resulting in major shankage and often playing from the complete wrong fairway. This can also be a catalyst for a full on melt down of biblical proportions.

Gareth's practice swing is fine and looks good then as soon as he gets over the ball, the terror swing kicks in and he shanks it miles again

by keithteeth June 18, 2018

nude swings

When someone demands you send them nudes but they won't send any themselves.

“Bro, I just got asked for nudes by Samantha but she just nude swings me.”

“Dude, Samantha didn’t send back nudes? That is so low brow.”

“I know, right? DX”

by sushiyeetboi March 10, 2018

Fear swing

The rapid change of being courageous to suddenly being fearful of a situation or person.

She always gets fear swings when she’s about to talk to her boss.

by Orangelime August 3, 2018

Sky swine

Synonym for ghetto bird. I.E. police helicopter. Police helicopter=flying pigs. Flyings pigs=sky swine....

"Yeah you can never understand what the hell they are blurting out over that loud speaker. Damn sky swine."

by Desertridermx88 October 12, 2018

life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.

"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."

by smkjapidos November 9, 2018

Free Swinging

When a girl doesn't wear a bra and her tits are out, comparable to free balling but for girls.

Damn dem titties be free swinging

by Parm and Mike December 7, 2018