screentime

A third-party accessory that makes childhood do no longer look like childhood anymore — it's akin to the third-party mod "Ultimate Immersion" that make Minecraft do no longer look like Minecraft. BTW, the "vanilla", unmodded version of childhood consists of doing sports, playing outside, reading physical books, and hanging out with friends.

With all this screentime, my kids barely know what a real childhood looks like anymore!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

SCREENAGER

THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL BECOME AWSOME AND AMAZING.

WOW THAT GUYD A SCRNENGER IW ANT OT B ELIKE HIM ONE DAY

BECAUE OF HOW OLL GE IS.

*CAT
*IPHONE
*EAGLERCRAFT
*SCREENAGER

by blosse13 August 21, 2025

screen time rebel

A person who grows up with screen time limits for YouTube imposed by parents, but the same person doesn't want to impose the same screen time limits on their own future children. Persons like this are usually born from the first generation to grow up with YouTube, i.e. Generation Z (born 1997~2012).

As a screen time rebel, I remember how strict my parents were about YouTube, but I want my kids to explore and enjoy content freely, just like I wish I could have.

by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025

Screeny

Used when a dumbass is trying to say screenshot but instead makes it weird.

"hey can you take a screeny of this for me please~"

by Thetis_Exodus August 30, 2025

Screenshatting

ScreenShatting (verb)

The act of aggressively screenshotting someone’s post, artwork, or authored content—usually out of context—and reposting it to provoke rage, derail conversation, or farm clout. It’s digital sabotage disguised as engagement. Often used by trolls, baiters, or chaos agents who can’t match the original tension, so they fracture it instead.

“After David dropped that capsule, the trolls started ScreenShatting it everywhere—no credit, no context, just pure distortion to bait reactions.”

by Wordwrecker September 2, 2025

Screenshattin

A stylized, performative version of ScreenShatting—used by clout-chasers and thread manipulators who flatten screenshots with flair, slang, and merch-ready swagger. It’s not sabotage for impact—it’s sabotage for attention. ScreenShattin’ is the remix culture’s attempt to make digital fracture look cool while dodging authorship and tension.

“He's been Screenshattin my post to bait engagement and dodge authorship.”

by Wordwrecker September 2, 2025

Screen

Where a player in basketball uses their body to block their teammates defender in order to create space to score.

"Hey Anna set me a screen then look for the pass"

by kmo11 September 8, 2025