Pickleheimer

A nasty situation

I have an unpleasant pickleheimer down there.

by ReptilesDial911 June 4, 2009

Pickle Stuffer

A term for a homosexual, referring to a pickle as a penis and stuffing it up their ass.

John is such a pickle stuffer, he loves the dick!

by Mr_Casual August 15, 2009

Pickle Husker

A Pickle Husker is a homosexual.

"Ryan's favorite artists are Justin Bieber and Girls Aloud. I think he's gay."

"Ryan is definitely a pickle husker."

by prince.ralph April 10, 2010

Phuckless

Having a lack of luck with your cell phone

My battery is dying and I broke my phone case - I'm having a phuckless day!

by NL1973 April 28, 2010

picklebate

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys

I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.

by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010

picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

picklefarmer

a stupid person who rides bmx bikes

Yo, I just got hit from the stupid picklefarmer at the skatepark

by yourwrong August 30, 2010