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meat pipe

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).
Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.
by The Beast Master July 1, 2003
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Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.
Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?
by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009
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crack pipe

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit
"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe
by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006
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lay pipe

the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road.
Dude, I really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them.
by boomboomroom555 February 22, 2010
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pipe dream

In MVP Baseball 2005 on the Xbox, a four seam fastball right down the middle or hanging changeup, the latter of which 2005 Mark Teixiera likes to pull down the line for high arcing homeruns that sometimes hit the foul pole. Juan Uribe and Mike Piazza also make a living off hitting these pitches.
*Joe fouls off hanging changeup*
Joe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW, that was a pipe dream!
Jeff: you suck.
by Jonathan Dowdsmack April 26, 2011
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Pipehitter

Someone who is vary good at preforming the Oral act of sex on a Penis.
Donald Trump supporters are Pipehitters.
by CkYZero June 16, 2021
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Pilfer

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.
by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009
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