poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

poo stamp

It's the act of placing one's naked ass onto someone's resting hand after using the bathroom and not wiping the behind.

that's disgusting!!! Mark gave me a POO STAMP while i was talking to Amber , now my hand smells like shit!!!.

by ChampOlight May 7, 2016

pinga poo

The overwhelming sensation of needing to poop, once your amphetamine induced peak takes effect.

'Man, the pill has kicked in. Where's the toilet so I can do a pinga poo'.

by I Don't Care 89 July 26, 2016

Poo tang

Eye of penis filled with shit

Oh dear i have a poo tang after slamming that ass

by Serafina86 January 31, 2018

Poo Cloud

When you release particles of your poo into the air, via your anus (you fart)

Alex: Poo cloud incoming

Tom: Not in a confined space FFS

by TAH_1986 October 23, 2019