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own joo

also "0wn j00" with the digit 0. means "owned you" or "owns you"
man i totally own joo in quake
by Redraver December 12, 2003
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OwO

Best way to show that you're a furry.
You : Yo what up.
Furry : Hewwo OwO
You : BEGONE MOTHERFUCKER
by idontreallyknowtobehonest December 31, 2018
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i owe

i owe therefore i must work ( pay bank, pay US tax ) what a drag
i owe, i owe, so off to work i go, with a bottle of beer & kick in the rear, i owe, i owe........
by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006
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N.O.W.

N.O.W. Stands for "Nasty Overweight Woman"

1. A group of women that are always screeching about their rights to abortion, even though nothing with a dick would get within fifty feet of them (not counting their girlfriends with a strap-on)

2. The lowest form of human life that vilify every man as a rapist & violent just to maintain their fear control over other women.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that N.O.W. cow ranting at the party last night?"

Guy 2: " Yeah, if she wasn't so ugly I would have stuck my dick in her mouth just to shut her up"
by CrazyAndyD October 21, 2012
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own your house

v. literally equating to "win a lawsuit against you."

A threatening phrase that condenses a situation to it's final proposed outcome that "I will sue you and win, thereby stripping you of your property." Variants would include living in (someone's) house.

See suitcase
1 - If you touch me again, I'm gonna own your house.
2 - You better watch what you say, or I'm going to own your house.
3 - If your malpractice insurance hadn't taken compensated the victim, she would own your house.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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owened

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.
<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'
by bob elenothar July 29, 2008
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Ownzorz

Frank: That chicken sure tasted great, huh Jeff?

Jeff: Yeah, that chicken sure was ownzorz.

Frank: And cianide sure smells like almonds, huh?.
by Jack Swinburne May 12, 2007
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