half a beer

For the guys that drinks half beers when there pussies hurt.

You drink half a beer so you throw it away so your friends think your cool

by 128585 April 11, 2017

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012

BBQ and Beer

Term used to deceptively describe the events of a guys night, when in fact a man-orgy will take place.

DJ: Did you tell your wife you're coming over for BBQ and Beer?
Fausar: Just told her, don't get started without me!
DJ: Will do, don't forget the lube!

by A12inchMonster December 18, 2012

Beer Period

When a female, or male, has had too much to drink and thinks it is ok to get pissed off at everything and everyone just because there is alcohol in their system.

inspired by "The Departed"

ME: "Dude, how come your old lady is actin a fool?"
YOU: "She's just had a little too much to drink."
ME: "Oh, what is it, her Beer Period?"

by Kurty Flow February 26, 2011

Beer Skin

The extra weight you gain on an extended beer binge. Not the water weight you put on during a long weekend, but the soft demeanor of your "bod" after weeks of steady hop consumption and neglect of your usual exercise routine.

It's not fat, it's not chub, it's beer skin.

by CapitanoRedBeard August 22, 2011

Beer Gods

is the act of telling cops to hide the real identity of your buyer

(Cop)"son where did you get the beer?" (underage individual)"i got it from the beer gods!!!

by Chass25 December 9, 2011