Joe Brandon 

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

Joe Brandon by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

Joe Namath 

When you are drinking with someone you don't know very well and they suddenly want to kiss you.

There was a group of us and Gary pulled a total 'Joe Namath' and tried to paw me. Why didn't someone tell me that old guy can't handle vodka?

Joe Namath by Deb_in_NH October 10, 2006

joe lauzon 

The MMA fighter who knocked out preciously undefeated Jens Pulver in his UFC debut. Lauzon also appears on Spike TV's The Ultimate Fighter 5 as a contestant.

joe lauzon would beat you up

joe lauzon by JT Wolfe April 7, 2007

Joe Mellor 

Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism

"I just Joe mellored my girlfriend in the face."
"Wow quit going all Joe mellor on me retard."

Joe Mellor by mellordoes4chan.org April 20, 2009

Joe Randall 

A Cute boy from michigan. The best boyfriend ever. any girl is lucky to have him. i heard a girl named Christine is the lucky woman in his life. Hes a sweet hearttt and is as cute as could be!

Do you got yourself a joe randall?

no...

too bad.

Joe Randall by blazinn hott October 27, 2008

Joe and Angie 

A dumb joke. That is completely addictive to repeat.

Question: "Are you going to Joe and Angie's tonight?"
Answer: "Huh?"
"Humorous" reply: "Joe Mama Angie Daddy!"

Supposed laughter ensues.

Joe and Angie by Kate Brindle July 18, 2006

Joe Santore 

Likes to sit inside all day and play xbox. He hates going outside but somtimes he friends make him, but they have to go to his house and make him come out because he wont pick up his phone because he knows they want him to come outside. He loves playing xbox and just sitting inside all day watching history channel and VH1. So if you hate the outside and love staying inside all day and never getting in contact with your friends consider yourself a Joe Santore.

Joe Santore: A kid that sits inside all day and hates to go outside and never gets in contact with his friends.

Joe Santore by Natheniel Polyblank January 6, 2009