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Jazzy

Jazzy is nice and super outgoing
Beautiful/gorgeous
Best friend you'll ever have

she will stick up for her friends no matter what and stand by them too
super loud
I wish I had a jazzy
she is such a jazzy
can I be her
by cra-zzycupcake December 14, 2016
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Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.
"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."
by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017
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Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018
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jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.
1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".
by alveraan July 27, 2018
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Jizz jetway

Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.
I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.
by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019
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jizz

blake jizzed on his Pe uniform today at school everyone makes fun of him
blake jizz is when blake jizzes at school everyoe makes fun of him
by GreekNostalgia June 4, 2019
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Jizzaline

To jizz on a thots teeth. The sticky icky will straighten her teeth way better than invisalign and at a fraction of the cost.
Bro last night I gave that thot a jizzaline.
by NewfoundBlob December 6, 2019
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