internet noob 

Someone new to the internet and instant messengers etc who tries to fit in with all the veterans.

Anyone who says lol is a total internet noob.

internet noob by lunchbox March 1, 2005

Internet Whore 

A person that usues common abbreviations or acroynyms to describe feelings on the internet. They also use bad punctuation and grammar.

Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..

Lol, you are so funny, OMG! Your an internet whore.

Internet Whore by Conservative Billy May 10, 2004

internet cafe 

a cafe(thats wat they say) run by aZn folk, crammed full of computers connnected 2gether (lan), so counterstrike-obsessed aZnS can waste all day playing w/their mice 2gether, while a fob plays Everquest in the corner.

Ex:

aZn: want to go to an internet cafe and hav a CS marathon?
ME: id rather watch grass grow

internet cafe by pascaL July 24, 2004

internet lingo 

anagrams on the internet/aim for lazy typers.

example of internet lingo:
jane; "omg! tyler totally slipped on that banana peel today and practically broke his ass!"
john; "lol! omg! r u serious?"

omg = oh my god
lol = laugh out loud
wtf = what the fuck
wth = what the hell
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
lmao = laughing my ass off
ttyl = talk to you later
imho = in my humble opinion
idk = i don't know
idc = i don't care
idr = i don't remember
jk = just kidding
r = are
u = you
...and so on

internet lingo by scarlet :] April 5, 2008

intarnet

intarnet, the annoying lining that accompanys many pairs of running shorts to make you feel like you wearing two pairs of underwear.

"i think the intarnet in my shorts is chafing my groin."

intarnet by Steven Goss December 15, 2004

internet letter 

An “internet letter” is a colloquial term commonly used by the elderly when referring to an email. This term makes more sense to people who are unfamiliar with such new-fandangled technologies because the only thing an email really compares to: the traditional written letter. This term is not solely limited to use by the elderly; it can be used by anyone unfamiliar with email, such as those from the third-world, and those from extremely rural parts of the U.S.

My grandson just got me one of them personal computers with the internets already on there. Now, I can send internet letters to all my grandkids.

internet letter by Matt Geiger March 15, 2008

internesting 

Moving in with your significant other/partner.

Jane and Bill have been going out for a year now, and now they're planning on internesting.

internesting by Marc Hernandez December 21, 2008