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Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative
Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”
by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022
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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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Dry Trimmer

Any Barrel shaped Machine which rotates in a circular manner and has a sling or "saddle" under the barrel which has slits in it, for the Dry Flowers to fall through as they totate in the "Wave" of "Dry Trimming"; otherwise known by industry professionals as "Dry Finishers", these machines literally transformed the way that medical/recreational cannabis was "Trimmed" traditionally being done only by hand. These machines were orignally intyroduced into the industry in the 80's in the Humboldt/Mendocino area commonly known as The Emerald Triangle. Such examples of these are all manufactured in the Nevada County California area, #1 TrimBoss/Maestro Dry Finisher #2 TrimPal #3 Trimminator #4 TrimBuddy
I need to user a Dry Trimmer this year to not only save myself $20,000 to $40,000.00 The average cost for Trimmers to inhabit my farm. These actually work, with no damage, lab tested and approved. Not even kidding!
by TrimBossMcCauley November 8, 2022
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DRY

When a person is lacking the ability to communicate - due to the opposite person receiving them to be anything else but fraudulent about their character or representation.
-He's really bad at jokes - He's dry
-✨grk
by pusiket November 10, 2022
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Dry up the drip

A phrase to describe an attempt to mess with or sabotage someone's outfit or style.
The dog with dirty paws tried to "dry up the drip."

"You know he's got mad drip, but a scuff on those shoes would dry that up real quick."
by Not Jackal April 22, 2022
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Dry on the leaves

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now
by Rosy444 April 25, 2022
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