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broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
by roberst September 6, 2011
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date

when two people go out to do an activity together and there is a possibility for them to end up engaging in SEXUAL activities otherwise it is not a date !
we went out on a date last friday (horse riding) and ended up having sex !!!
by dayminoss October 6, 2022
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stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.
“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022
mugGet the stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbassesmug.

Dollar Date

Aka, quad p, aka, Popov Polar-Pop Pork. A date in which two individuals get inebriated on a mixture of cheap vodka and gas station soda before fournication.
Yeah bro, I took that sorority chick on a dollar date last night
by Duecas April 25, 2023
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Dates gone mild

1. When the events of the day have turned from sizzling to mild.

2. When your dating partner doesn't vibe right
1. After the gym I messaged my booty call and she came over; therefore my dates has gone mild.

2. My dates gone mild when the booty call had an important meeting to attend to, so we didn't have time for round two.

3. That broad shared her onlyfans with me, it's safe to say my dates gone mild.
by RobbinRich May 3, 2022
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Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.
Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
by iceMachine January 20, 2012
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