shadowboxing in the dark

To masturbate shamefully in a dark corner, wearing gloves while listening to the Rocky soundtrack

Shadowboxing in the dark is an outlet for those with to much shame but a Rocky fixation

by Trapdoor Annie January 6, 2024

Dark lord

A term used to describe a dark and lordly character.

Damn that dark lord fucked my wife.

by EuropeanImmigrant January 22, 2024

Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get

"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"

by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024

Dark Matter Reactor

The Dark Matter Reactor (abbreviated as the DMR) is an internal confinement fusion reactor superstructure on a Roblox game called QSERF (Quantum Science Energy Research Facility) that infuses dark matter into its fuel cycle, generating plentiful energy while remaining somewhat safe and allowing cold fusion to be achieved.

Scientist 1: “So are you sure this ‘Dark Matter Reactor’ thing is safe right now?”
*Dark Matter Reactor undergoing a thermal runaway and is beginning to become a giant ball of flames while emergency alarms and lights are going off*
Scientist 2: “yeah its fine don't worry about it being on fire or the alarms or the emergency lights”

by Hkocurek January 30, 2024

Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.

it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!

by WhamBros November 30, 2023

Dark humor

Dark humor can be used to cope with tragedy

Example: i always liked deep fried donuts
Dark humor is the way some people cope woth tragedy
-gelatin

by Bilk-mucket-ur-mom December 5, 2023