sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

Soul Candy

Any uplifting street drug i.e. METH or Cocaine

"Ay you got any soul candy, ese?"

by lemonfishstick898 February 11, 2015

Candy flippin'

When you take xtasy and acid together.

Hey my buddies and i are getting together tonight to check out this new band and we'll probably be Candy flippin' too, wanna come?

by Billy Ray Tuck October 12, 2018

sound candy

Sound candy is when someones voice is so pleasing to hear it's like hearing the taste of your favourite candy or sweet thing

Muse A: You know, hearing your voice is like sound candy, I love it

by MothOfTheVoid August 15, 2021

Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.

The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.

by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022