Pringle Can 

1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.

1. Oh man, those BBQ pringles hit the spot!
2. I heard Shaq's thing is the size of a pringle can.

Pringle Can by Kadafi September 24, 2005

So we can both watch tv? 

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

So we can both watch tv? by drummer120uck October 3, 2009

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate by Newmagic November 21, 2010

I can dance to that. 

phrase: to get behind a plan in an agreeable manner, to support an idea or plan positively that's been offered or suggested to a person as a possibility.

Dude, after the game, let's go to Clancy's Irish Pub and have a few pints.

OK. I can dance to that.

I can dance to that. by Janmeister March 2, 2010

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

You Can't See Me 

A common thing John Cena will say to you if you mess with him. He will show off first and do the Five-Knuckle-Shuffle on you. Then you'll pretty much have 2 teeth left.

You Can't See Me! Five-Knuckle-Shuffle

You Can't See Me by Bob642382 September 30, 2017

I can't even...

An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".

Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!

I can't even... by The Jon Harrison April 29, 2014