boner buddies

The term for the occasion when two or more males engage in the act of schnooking or masturbating in the same room

Jack: Dude, I think Aaron and Mike are in the movie theater schnooking together like Timmy the Toothache. They are even using the same tissues...

Rob: Yeah, they are definitely boner buddies...those fuckin homos

by Ass Raper July 10, 2007

boner pants

noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!
Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.

by Timmah, esq November 8, 2007

Boner Friction

Noun: A competition played between two straight males in which each man develops an erection and proceed to rub their boners together. A winner is crowned when one man's boner stays hard and the other's goes flacid.

Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor.

Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.

Tim and Dan played Boner Friction until Tim lost his erection and Dan won.

by Kevin Curtis May 5, 2008

Wedgie Boner

When you have such a massive boner that it gives you a massive wedgie

hot girl walks by and gives you a boner resulting in a wedgie also known as a wedgie boner!

by Austin R. Williams January 18, 2009

Phantom-Boner

when a girl is aroused, it gives the effect of a phantom boner. It's like having a boner, only girls don't have penises, so they get phantom-boners.

Beth: "aaron and luke were so hot when they were making out!"
Becky: "I know! I got a phantom-boner!"

by Jake-Off September 12, 2007

boner fart

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.

While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.

by ronchx October 24, 2009

Boner Jam

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.

Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"

by Carver's Ur daddy August 21, 2010