Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021

Blood Lick

A robbery and or heist, in which a murder takes place.

The crew cleaned their weapons in preparation for the blood lick.

by Bad Blue October 16, 2016

Blooded

When you make somone else or yourself bleed.

Hey, you just blooded my finger.

by Shizzles Man January 18, 2018

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

Blood

That tasty red liquid that is found in every persons body.

Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?

Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015