by the_whapper August 26, 2023
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Bearbies are, hence the name, resemble and are a subspecies of baby bears. They are born when two gay men (usually one being a “bear”) have sex. They are typically quite dimwitted - exhibiting very erratic behaviors such as screaming, crying, pooping, and breaking things, however most bearbies are incredibly smart in one specific field of their choosing, such as Scientology or archeology. They will often have nonsensical names - such as ploopy, pleepy, bertrude, mistletoe, and even “bearby”.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place.
Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place.
Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.
You haven’t heard? All the bearbies got a free ticket and all access pass to go to gag city. Lucky bastards…I wish I was a bearby
by Piropirocorin December 12, 2023
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Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.
Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)
Hey babe let me do that beard stuff for you, I know it gets you off.
Conversation:
Nickole "Hey babe your beard looks great today!"
Sam "Thanks I'm getting into beard stuff."
Nickole "Cool." (Is hot for the beard)
by suruh101 February 4, 2024
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Just any douchebag who follows this current, lame beard trend, typically with a full pile of a dark brown or reddish-brown poop on his chin who is insecure about his masculinity and thinks he's God's gift to women because of it. These are the same kind of douchebags who wear a ballcap at a nice restaurant, while their girlfriend/wife is dressed to kill. To think that so many attractive, young women who dig these pathetic dudes is mind-blowing.
I couldn't believe the scene at Ruth Chris's tonight. There were so many cute girls dressed really nice out to eat with their beardboy guys wearing a ballcap and shorts. The fact that many of these girls were giving me frequent smiles when their dudes weren't looking probably was some sort of validation for me being a clean-cut dude who knows how to dress for the occasion.
by T-Rex75 March 16, 2024
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