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Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
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Jordan

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.
Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what

Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN
by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

A Jordan has good style good hair good face good personality very sarcastic super bad at spelling and basic math, but very good at hard math and goes sicko mode all day all night
Jordan: Hi
Me: Hey Jordan I’m in love with you
by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021
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Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi
Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg
by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
by Cole🎺 June 12, 2021
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wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman
yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan
by busscboy June 17, 2024
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Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
Jordan conners has a small duck
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
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