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Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.
by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.
(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.
by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023
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jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic
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Jizz-O

When you and your buddy’s Jizz in a bowl and mix with gelatin to share for dessert.
Hey, we’re running out of Jizz-O! Are you guys free tonight?

Can you stop eating acidic foods? It throws off the taste of our Jizz-O!!
by AnneJohnson November 6, 2025
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Jizz Sizzler

When your woman has a high fever but still takes your load for the team. Her vagina becomes a jizz sizzler.
My girl was burning up last night, her puss was a real jizz sizzler.
by Shippy85 May 15, 2025
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goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
by Candyman Can July 14, 2018
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