S-F-L-S

FROM STRANGER TO FRIENDS, FRIENDS INTO LOVERS, AND STRANGER AGAIN.

friend 1 "Well you know how my relationship goes, s-f-l-s."
friend 2 "GOD! you're pathetic."

by cjjninoh August 20, 2021

F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

Dirty J-F

Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.

All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.

“I can’t come to Murphy’s tonight. I have a Dirty J-F scheduled”

by Nightferret July 17, 2024

F

F

f in chat for epic gamer moment

by gsdixvdhhdihinirjihfiujfdoijvo December 21, 2021

Ethan F

A man who knows way too much about coding and has the bone structure of a twig. He might have a couple of friends and might act chill around them, but the second he gets on Discord he is possibly the most racist person imaginable. Music taste either doesn't exist or is really bad, mostly consisting of video game soundtracks and more video game soundtracks. He's an absolute gamer though, a cool friend to have.

Wow that Ethan F kid is really smart, but he's pretty racist so I'll only fw him on discord.

by Vapid. March 25, 2024

F

Facebook Shorthand for “Following” a topic or thread.

MEN ONLY: What did you tell your wife/woman when she caught you with another woman!
Comments
Bob: I said it wasn’t me
Sam: F

by Crusty@AV August 31, 2021

f-tizzle

Father of love, time, and peace. Used to be known as Fat Tizzle- now it is short for ftizzle. Large calfs denote he has done tons of vigorous labor and coninutes to not take care of the diabetes. Father tizzle is also and alternate. known to be stubborn and insistent- having great persistence. Loves to infatuate. Loves to cuddle and watch movies and vaguebook.

F-tizzle went to the sotre to buy a pack of chokes.

by mneezy99 February 4, 2010